1/4 Pounder Review
Ok, so we are a quarter of the way home. The winners have clearly separated from the losers at this point. Winners so far are Feet State, Sultani, Knights (can’t believe my eyes) and Victory Brothers (really can’t believe my eyes). Losers are Dorothy Mantooth, Jagshemash, Goodfellas and Dawgs (can’t believe my eyes).
This week we start inter-conference play so things will continue to get interesting. Interesting match-ups include two 3 – 1 teams squaring off, Feet State at Victory Brothers. Also, in the Persian Bowl, Cheeky Sharks are facing The Dunn Boys. What is the over/under on the amount of money that will be wagered on this game? I say $100 easy. The Knights will smoke Big Pimpin. I repeat, the Knights will smoke Big Pimpin and advance to a 5 – 0 start, wow. Big smiles at Knights Park.
Great Draft Picks thus far:
Donovan McNabb – Cheeky Sharks, By far the best QB in the league and smoking Mannings, both of them.
Chad Pennington – Victory Brothers, 6th best QB in the league and has yet to start one game.
David Carr – Jagshemash, 7th best QB in the league, who would have thunk?
Charlie Frye – Knights, 8th best QB in league, wow
Brian Westbrook – Feet State, Best RB in league even though he missed a game.
Rudi Johnson – Feet State, Jiminy Christmas, does Mike have the 2 best RBs in the league?
Steven Jackson – Knights, SJax is getting it down.
Frank Gore – Knights, Jiminy Christmas, does Scott have the next 2 best RBs in the league? Quite possibly the pick of the draft.
Laurence Maroney – Knights, Wow, Knights really boosted the RB scouting department. 3 out of the top 10 best RBs in the league.
Andre Johnson – The Dunn Boys, Come back year for AJ.
Marques Colston – Old Spicy, Great pick up for Spicy. This guy looks like the real deal. No wonder Donte was flinged to Philadelphia via his rubber band hammys.
Bernard Berrian – Feet State, Another great pick-up
Kellen Winslow – The Franchise, Finally, this guy doesn’t crash into something and becomes the best TE in the league.
Busts
Daunte Culpepper – 22nd best QB
Kurt Warner – 18th best QB and out of work
Drew Bledsoe – 23rd best QB with TO
Jake Plummer – 29th best QB with starting weeks of 1.5 and 5.9
Tiki Barber – 25th best RB. Never go against your team Nima.
Lamont Jordan – 36th best RB. Fatass.
Cadillac Williams – 41st best RB. This Cadillac is stalled.
Larry Fitzgerald – 21st best WR. Hopes, dreams, wishes, down the drain.
Anquan Boldin – 25th best WR. See above.
Plaxico Burress – 29th best WR. Idiot.
Bad Luck
Dorothy Mantooth being 1 – 3 in a tough division with an average of 104.8 points against.
The Franchise in that same division leading the league in total points but only managing a 2 – 2 record.
Jagshemash having 3 coulda wons if he only started the right players.
Good Luck
Victory Brothers being 3 – 1 averaging only 82.4 points for.
Sultani having 3 woulda losts but starting the right players.
Questions
Valley
It’s a 5 to 6 horse race with only 4 slots. Which team steps up to get that last remaining playoff spot. I project Feet State, Sultani and The Franchise as the favorites. That leaves Cheeky Sharks, Dy-No-Mite and Big Pimpin on the outside looking in. Only one of those 3 will advance to the playoffs if my three favorites qualify.
City
How far will the Knights go undefeated? Which Astor will make it to the playoffs. Will a Lessem squeak in? Do the Victory Brothers have what it takes to win the division?
Power Rank
Knights are top of the food chain? Wow. Cheeky Sharks come back to earth after talking a whole wallop of jibberish crap about how good their team is.
Confidence Pool
Tony leads with 41 correct. Best ESPN analyst is Mark Schlereth with 40 wins.
Survivor Pool
All teams still alive.
Good luck. Please visit the links to the right to give the commish a couple shekels.
This week we start inter-conference play so things will continue to get interesting. Interesting match-ups include two 3 – 1 teams squaring off, Feet State at Victory Brothers. Also, in the Persian Bowl, Cheeky Sharks are facing The Dunn Boys. What is the over/under on the amount of money that will be wagered on this game? I say $100 easy. The Knights will smoke Big Pimpin. I repeat, the Knights will smoke Big Pimpin and advance to a 5 – 0 start, wow. Big smiles at Knights Park.
Great Draft Picks thus far:
Donovan McNabb – Cheeky Sharks, By far the best QB in the league and smoking Mannings, both of them.
Chad Pennington – Victory Brothers, 6th best QB in the league and has yet to start one game.
David Carr – Jagshemash, 7th best QB in the league, who would have thunk?
Charlie Frye – Knights, 8th best QB in league, wow
Brian Westbrook – Feet State, Best RB in league even though he missed a game.
Rudi Johnson – Feet State, Jiminy Christmas, does Mike have the 2 best RBs in the league?
Steven Jackson – Knights, SJax is getting it down.
Frank Gore – Knights, Jiminy Christmas, does Scott have the next 2 best RBs in the league? Quite possibly the pick of the draft.
Laurence Maroney – Knights, Wow, Knights really boosted the RB scouting department. 3 out of the top 10 best RBs in the league.
Andre Johnson – The Dunn Boys, Come back year for AJ.
Marques Colston – Old Spicy, Great pick up for Spicy. This guy looks like the real deal. No wonder Donte was flinged to Philadelphia via his rubber band hammys.
Bernard Berrian – Feet State, Another great pick-up
Kellen Winslow – The Franchise, Finally, this guy doesn’t crash into something and becomes the best TE in the league.
Busts
Daunte Culpepper – 22nd best QB
Kurt Warner – 18th best QB and out of work
Drew Bledsoe – 23rd best QB with TO
Jake Plummer – 29th best QB with starting weeks of 1.5 and 5.9
Tiki Barber – 25th best RB. Never go against your team Nima.
Lamont Jordan – 36th best RB. Fatass.
Cadillac Williams – 41st best RB. This Cadillac is stalled.
Larry Fitzgerald – 21st best WR. Hopes, dreams, wishes, down the drain.
Anquan Boldin – 25th best WR. See above.
Plaxico Burress – 29th best WR. Idiot.
Bad Luck
Dorothy Mantooth being 1 – 3 in a tough division with an average of 104.8 points against.
The Franchise in that same division leading the league in total points but only managing a 2 – 2 record.
Jagshemash having 3 coulda wons if he only started the right players.
Good Luck
Victory Brothers being 3 – 1 averaging only 82.4 points for.
Sultani having 3 woulda losts but starting the right players.
Questions
Valley
It’s a 5 to 6 horse race with only 4 slots. Which team steps up to get that last remaining playoff spot. I project Feet State, Sultani and The Franchise as the favorites. That leaves Cheeky Sharks, Dy-No-Mite and Big Pimpin on the outside looking in. Only one of those 3 will advance to the playoffs if my three favorites qualify.
City
How far will the Knights go undefeated? Which Astor will make it to the playoffs. Will a Lessem squeak in? Do the Victory Brothers have what it takes to win the division?
Power Rank
Knights are top of the food chain? Wow. Cheeky Sharks come back to earth after talking a whole wallop of jibberish crap about how good their team is.
Confidence Pool
Tony leads with 41 correct. Best ESPN analyst is Mark Schlereth with 40 wins.
Survivor Pool
All teams still alive.
Good luck. Please visit the links to the right to give the commish a couple shekels.
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